12 January 2008

The Best Laid Plans


So I had intended to draw a lot over the holiday, then reality decided to rear its ugly head as though I had been eating a delicous albeit bland grill cheese sandwhich and someone had come up thrown the grilled cheese on the ground and proceeded to replace it with a sandwich made of peas. At least thats how I remember it, anyway I was doing just fine and dandy when suddently disaster struck, on boxing day I went shopping had a good laugh little did I know that the next night, BAM like a firetruck hitting an ostrich I had this really bad pain. Tis nothing I thought (wrong), I must just be hungry (wrong again). So after about an hour of this pain which was increasing down we went to our friendly neighborhood hospital where in I learned my appendix was rebelling against my body. Well my body being the chivilrous leader it is was not having any of that and had dispatched the Royal Army down to solve the issue but the fighting had reached a stale mate. With combat stalled we turned to our only ally the surgeon people of doctors office. the cut me open removed my appendix where it was later executed and now once more all is well in the preverbial nation that is my body. I've lost track of where I was going, OH YES! the drawings... well drawing, yes thats right entire break, only got 1 thing done but you just read my over drawn and elaborate reasoning behind it, so yea, this is just all the things I witnessed while trolling about shopping malls and restraunts and book stores on christmas. I drank a lot of tea that day by the way, in fact $25 probably went to tea alone. As you can see I tried to draw people with varying degrees of success, some people look like garden gnomes while others still look just as big as life but thats not my fault. And then there is the cheesy gift card banner, Now I dont mind recieving gift cards, but I do mind giving them out as they make me feel like I'm sort of coping out what should be a heartfelt endeavor kind of like how two people agree to lunch and then the other person sends a secretary to have lunch with you. But that panera sign just made no sense to me as when I think of holidays I'm not thinking about a gift card or anything like that but thats just me.

I think this post has already become to long and would probably be funnier to you if you actually heard me reading it but yea, thats all for now I would like some cake so..

- Cheers!

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